Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Junkie. Addict. Call Me What You Want...

But I love me some television.  Especially if it's....

...wait for it...

REALITY television.

Judge me. Think what you want...but it's the best thing since $1 margarita nite.

I'm serious, friends.

I now present you with a can't miss Top 5 list--aka--what I dvr every.single.week.

1) Jersey Shore ...because none other than, well, it's 'The Situation' on my television.  What?!  You don't know what I'm talking about?! Go ahead--click the linky. Play catch up. And then come back and either a) whine that you'll never get that hour of your life back OR b) thank me profusely for introducing you to your new bff.  I'm thinking you'll do the second of the two...{How does Snooki get her hair SO high? Is it a bump-it?} {Oh-and I totally want to ask Pauly how much hair gel/pomade/wax he uses in his hair. He's taken what's it called...metrosexual? Anyways, he's taken whateverthatwordis to an entirely new level...}

2) Real World...no linky here--you can just click the one above to get to MTV.  Why do I love this show so much? Because it involves seven strangers thrown into living together. Pop up a bag of Light Popcorn {remember my diet?} and kick up your feet. Enjoy the fighting, the hooking up, the injuries.

3) Hoarders...honestly I rarely watch an entire episode. I just watch the beginning to motivate myself to clean, organize, etc. And to be totally honest? It makes me a little sick seeing it all. Not in a mean way...but in a way that I just don't understand it. I feel so bad for these people. {{hugs}} to them all.

4) Teen Mom...I feel for these girls. I really, really do. Seeing them struggling and trying to find their place in this world? Tugs at my heart. I cannot stand Farrah's mom...seriously. Way too controlling, she hit Farrah on 16 & Pregnant and she is so bitchy. Ew.

5)The Bachelor...where do I even begin?! This season? The girls are embarrassing. Lets see...that Michelle girl who is ca-ray-zy. Eek! And then there are the ones who act like they're way better than everyone. The drama is outstanding. It never seems to disappoint in that section. I've heard a few things about this season's...wow. Pour yourself a glass of wine with some celery sticks {diet. remember.} ladies. Because this is one show you do NOT want to miss.


So there you have it. My ridiculous Top 5 reality tv shows that are on right now. Go ahead. Check 'em out.

You will thank me, quite possibly, forever.

You're welcome.

25 comments:

Linda @ My Trendy Tykes said...

Those Guidos are like a bad car wreck. You hate to look but you just can't turn away.

I saw a segment that they did on TMZ and she said "NO BUMPITS" she just teases it.

CRAZY looking stuff if you ask me...

Lauranie said...

girl..you are too funny!! I will stick to my soaps thank you!! That is about ALL the reality I can take...MY reality is enough! HA! This may be the month the MIL leaves this nest....fingers crossed!!

Heidi@TheCraftMonkey said...

OMG, my husband and I are OBSESSED with The Jersey Shore. He even bought some carmex the other day b/c he wants to be "guido". And, did you see the 1st episode (or the pre-episode, you how MTV is). They showed Pauly packing and he seriously put like 12 gels in his bag. Also, LOVE me some "the situation" espcially after he was trying to pick up chicks after Snookie got hit. Oh so funny! My husband now has a new nickname around our house "the opportunity" haha. LOVE IT!!

amanda said...

i tried to watch the bachelor last night and i just couldn't do it!! i had to keep turning away bc it was soooo uncomfortable!!

Lin said...

Ha ha, I'm a total TV junkie too. I have yet to watch Jersey Shores but the hubs & my lil bro constantly walk around fist pumping like crazy. Its hilarious!

The Mom Jen said...

Bachelor baby!! I'll be your online partner in crime watching that planewreck! Did you read my post today?! LOL

Formerly Gracie said...

I've been watching SO MUCH more TV since having to nurse again. What worse is I've got my hubby hooked on it too!

I'm with ya on Jersey Shore, Teen Moms, and The Real World. I can't sit through an entire episode of Hoarders either. Hits too close to home :-P

I'm totally addicted to Real Housewives and I can't wait for LOST to start again.

Formerly Gracie said...

Oh yeah, I also DVR episodes of The Daily Show and Colbert Repor.

They're my #1 news source after Facebook and Twitter. Let's not even get started to THOSE addiction.... Later, gator!

Llama said...

I dont know why or how but my boyfriend and I are completely addicted to the Jersey Shore.
Just call me L--Wowww! hahahaa!

The Mommyologist said...

AHHHH! I love Jersey Shore too!! Have you seen that website that generates your Jersey Shore name? Mine is "The Appointment." Love it.

I am such a sucker for the Real World, and even more for the Real World/Road Rules Challenge. I even have my favorite "characters" on that show. How sad is that?

And you know how much I love the Bachelor!! And yes, how nuts is Michelle? I cannot believe he kept her!

I can't wait to watch it next monday!

a H.I.T. said...

OK Michelle is seriously crazy and why I am the only person who can't STAND Gia. Girl is just YUCK.

Hera said...

No Bumpit for Snooki! She says they should be banished. Watch the Leno clip. Hilarious.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=101980571

Nicole said...

Ok, so you are NOT the only one!! I love these shows...haven't watched the Bachelor this season, but have in the past. But you forgot some one my other favs....The Real Housewives of Orange County, American Idol, Bridezillas, and Toddlers and Tiaras! I love them all. It's a good thing I have DVR!!!!

Dee said...

I am right there with you! YAY for the Bachelor being back!

Lindsay said...

hehe love it! I am not into reality tv so much but I do love Survivor :-)

Mandi said...

Okay...I cant get enough of Hoarders!!! Its like a huge train wreck that I just cant get enough of.

I was a teen mom and find it hard to watch Teen Moms. I worry it is making being 16 and pregnant to cool. I mean getting pregnant and then ending up on tv is just a bit to much for me. What happens when the cameras are gone and their all alone with this little person....


I love your blog!!!!
Mandi

Amanda Miles said...

OMG, OMG, I am SO with you! I am a reality TV addict!!!!!! The trashier the better. For real. I love Rock of Love, The Bachelor/Bachelorette, The Real Housewives Series, Tabatha's Salon Takeover, The Bad Girls Club, The Real World, The Jersery Shore (fist pump! HAHA!)....I need reality TV rehab.

Amber said...

I love all these reality shows plus some. I am seriously a reality tv junkie. My boyfriend thinks I'm nuts as do most my friends but I love em! Glad to know I'm not alone!

Danielle (Life with the Hewitt Family) said...

I love me some reality tv too...Josh can't stand it and when he is home and I have something on he always makes some comment about what I am watching not being appropriate. Whatev! I love The Real World. I have watched this show for many years. I also like Road Rules and the other one they do that combines the casts of all show past and present. I like to get my drama on TV not in real life!

G-Zell said...

ROFL you are def a rican if you love the jersey shore... LOL... I think we are related... but the funny thing is... I only watched alittle bit...

BUT I am so into the bachelor.. ok what do you think of psycho who is already crying and then he keeps her.... oh no psycho on board brahhahahaha......

I love tenley cuz she is so sweet maybe I wish I could be like her.. LMAO.........

Let's see hate that one chick who brought the girls good bye gifts.... girl is NOT all that... take your gifts and shove it! LMAO..

Last but not least the model ROZLlyn chic oh no, pretty is all she gots going for her.. her personality sucks... badly.. lmao


HOArders i CANNOT WATCH lol I watched the pumpkin lady one with all these pudrio pumpkins.. gosh I can't think of the english word.... rotten pumpkins in her house....dude i have been throwing stuff like crazy after that ROFL LMAO>...... I hoard magazines dude... I have stuff from 1990.... design mags... love them ....

oh crap this is long comment... i guess i should save it for a post rofl..

Midday Escapades said...

Thank you! I also watch Real World and Jershey Shore. Hey, that's what tv is for. Love the stuff, too.

Eve said...

JUDGE!! Not really... although I pretend not to like reality TV right now I'm in full throws of Celebrity Big Brother... Actually any reality TV show. Just don't tell anyone.

Also...$1 Margarita night?!!? Nothing is better than that!! Why don't we have these things in the UK?

Bombtastic Belle said...

I haven't seen Jersey Shore yet, but I think I'm goign to check it out.

I love Teen Mom's! I thought Farrah's mom was nasty last season, but I think Farrah just can't see to grasp that she has a baby, and pawning them off on her parents eery night isn't what she needs to do.

I haven't watched the Bachelor this year, after all the crap with Jason and then Jillian, I kind of lost it. (I loved Ed, btw. *lol*)

Me and Rich watch Hoarders all the time - it does the same thing for me. It makes me wat to get up out of bed and just douse the house in bleach. I can sometimes get sick watching the show, it just doesn't ake sense to me how you wouldn't know if you had several dead cats in your home, or how you think it's ok to have 50 animals who you let poop on the floor and your son sleeps outside in teh shed. It's just wrong.

Another one of my favorite shows is the Bad Girls Club, it just pulls me in to watch some of them act like train wrecks and hwo some of them grow to be better.

Amanda said...

I'm with you, girl!

Tenille said...

Ohhh....I love Horders! LOVE IT. Prob because I'm on the verge of becoming one with review items. :P