Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Toilet Paper, Poop, and Q-Tips...

The following may or may not have taken place in my home:

-A brand new roll of toilet paper pulled off the roll and was everywhere you looked....it seriously looked like someone tp'd our home...except it was on the inside.

-Leo cleaned that up and {thank God} had some tp in his hand. He was walking over to the bed where he saw something weird. He picked it up with the tp and asked, "Babe? What is this?!" I turned around where I saw he had picked up a ball of poop. Off of my bed. I guess it had rolled out of Maddie's diaper when I was changing her. Disgusting.

-I was cleaning the outside of Maddie's ears with Q-Tips--don't freak out on me, they weren't going in her ears. Anyway, I look up and Isabella had taken all of the Q-Tips so they were sticking out of her ears. Lovely. And I think Leo and I both panicked a little thinking she had damaged her hearing...

What an exciting life right? Poop, toilet paper and Q-Tips...

Tell me--what are the grossest, funniest stories that your little ones--or anyone--have done lately? I hope you haven't had poop just chillin' on your quilt like I did...

17 comments:

Mommy Message said...

Ohhhh I can relate to the mysterious poops you find. It's really gross and I promise we are clean people, but I think it is just all part of potty training etc.

I use to get REALLY grossed out when I would find one of these little surprises, but now I am just resigned and really happy it was on the bathroom floor and not my bed. :-)

One thing I never said we would do is have the boys pee in a cup when we are on road trips, but guess what we do that and it grosses me out but keeps a 8 hour trip from turning into 13 hours with all the stops we would make with three little boys. lol
Heather

Lin said...

Ha ha, what an eventful day!

The only time I ever had anything like this happen was last year when I babysat my god-daughter. I was cooking her lunch & she had an accident in my room & didnt tell me about. The lil' scoundrel changed her underwear & pants & left the dirty ones in my room...covered by a comforter. My husband found it later that night & was NOT a happy camper. The grossest part is that her accident wasnt just pee. GROSS!

Amy said...

This is so gross. My little one that is 2 likes to eat boogers in her nose and says, Yummy.. So gross..

Plus the dog has had bad gas.. Smelly..

Shell said...

Okay, I'm going to make you feel better- but DO NOT read this if you are eating:

http://thingsicantsay-shell.blogspot.com/2009/03/mess-of-all-messes.html

Heather @ boy, girl, and a pug said...

Well, let's see, Ella shit. On the floor. For the third time today. And tried to clean it up. By herself. She smeered it into the floor instead. Right before I had to tutor. Her room still smells like shit and I don't even care. It's been that kind of day.

The Mommyologist said...

I have picked up poop balls so many times I can hardly count. One time, I was changing my son when he was a baby, and he had a diaper full of those little rabbit turd rock poops. He started kicking his little legs, managed to kick the diaper really hard, and the next thing I knew it was raining rock poops in his room. One even hit me in the head.

And I picked them up off the floor with my bear hands.

Lindsay said...

not on my quilt but on my carpet! gag! So we are doing pretty good w/ the potty training.. except for poop.. Well I saw the signs of him taking a dump and got him on the potty in time. He peed so I was grabbing some gummy bears (his reward). I must have jinxed myself and grabbed enough for the pee and poop since he was sitting on the potty and going. Except he got so excited that he pooped in the potty he stood up to show me and the poop came with him and fell on the floor next to his potty! I gave him all 3 gummy bears anyway.. since he basically pooped on the potty ;-)

Tara said...

Okay, I'll do it! I'll be the biatch who comments that I don't have any kids and thus don't have to deal with poo. So these stories are funny because they aren't happening to me. ;) Rest assured...I can't escape it for long.

Working Mommy said...

I used the take a bath with the babe - when she was still little and couldn't sit up on her own yet - and I definitely got pooped on...she must have felt SUPER comfy because it was effortless. EEEWWWWWW!!!!

~WM

Sarah said...

This made me laugh. I feel like my life is so filled with poop, all the time. Either cat poop, or baby poop. All the time, I tell you! And it's everywhere. :)

Bombtastic Belle said...

The ball of poop made me laugh :) Then I rememberd I'm trying to have a spawn and I"ll have to deal with it - now it's not too funny. Kinda. ;)

Loukia said...

Hahaha! I have had that happen to me, too! I have found balls of poo in my family room before! Like, I'll take of D's diaper and let him run around naked, only to find, 10 minutes later, a piece of poo on the floor! That hasn't happeend recently, though, he always tells me when he needs to go poo now, so that's a good thing! As for the mess with the toilet paper... yup... been there too! OH, isn't it all so much fun, Chelle? xo

Theta Mom said...

What an eventful day for you!!!

Elaine A. said...

I had a post a few months back about how I'd let the toddler run free after bath and he pooped on the tile floor in the living room. Although I did not realize this until AFTER I picked him up and started to put him on his bed to put is diaper on. NOT PRETTY.

Midday Escapades said...

Q-tips can be very exciting from what I understand. I just read a post the other day about them. Who knew?

amanda said...

life as a mama...just wow.

Danielle (Life with the Hewitt Family) said...

I haven't been puked, peed or pooped on in a long time. Thank you Jesus! I hope it stays that way too.