I could have written the following:
WANTED: Great pair of jeans. Must not be too tight. Must not be too baggy. Must not expose a plumber's crack. Not too expensive. Not too cheap. Must. Be. Perfect.
After searching high and low, I have shut down this want ad.
Because I found the pair.
The exact pair that I knew in my head always existed, but I just hadn't met them yet.
We met on Sunday at The Gap.
Not too high of a price tag.
Made me feel fabulous.
I must now thank the designers from The Gap that created the perfect pair of jeans for me.
Because with these jeans? I feel like one hot momma! (Well, sort of....don't know if I would ever call myself that....lets just say that they make me feel good....really good....)