Where is Her Bleeping Paci?!

Can somebody come over with a bottle of wine? Please?

Isabella has misplaced all 73 of her pacis.

As in, they are all magically gone. Which could have been a blessing.

But, see, she doesn't understand the whole fairy thing.

Or that her pacis went shopping.

Or that pacis aren't for big girls. They are for baby sissy.

Yes, I have told her all of the above. And, no, none of them worked.

What has worked?

Moving her playroom tv and dvd player into her room {shoot me...I've listened to more screaming, crying and 'Mommmmmy, paciiiiiiii!' statements than anyone should have to endure for {2} plus hours}.

I now have to listen to Max & Ruby's Christmas dvd on the baby monitor until she is fast asleep and I can turn off the television.

I knew I should have stopped at the wine store tonite after I ran to Target for formula. I knew it.