Ahem.
Like I was saying. I was driving and I just noticed how much random crap is laying on the side of the road. Have you ever noticed that?
Like, oh wow! Look! It's a shoe! What the?!
How do you lose a shoe while driving??
Or one of my favorites--a stuffed animal. It's as if some kid's parents had had it up to there and threw little Billy's favorite teddy bear ever out the window.
One of my other favorites is the shirt. I mean...a shoe--maybe. A stuffed animal--possibly.
But an article of clothing?
Whoops! There goes my t-shirt. Guess I'll just go to Target and margarita nite/wine store in my bra!
I think of the most random things sometimes, yes. But at least I'm not the one driving with one shoe on sans shirt and little Billy screaming for his beloved teddy bear out the window...
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