Toilet Paper, Poop, and Q-Tips...

The following may or may not have taken place in my home:

-A brand new roll of toilet paper pulled off the roll and was everywhere you looked....it seriously looked like someone tp'd our home...except it was on the inside.

-Leo cleaned that up and {thank God} had some tp in his hand. He was walking over to the bed where he saw something weird. He picked it up with the tp and asked, "Babe? What is this?!" I turned around where I saw he had picked up a ball of poop. Off of my bed. I guess it had rolled out of Maddie's diaper when I was changing her. Disgusting.

-I was cleaning the outside of Maddie's ears with Q-Tips--don't freak out on me, they weren't going in her ears. Anyway, I look up and Isabella had taken all of the Q-Tips so they were sticking out of her ears. Lovely. And I think Leo and I both panicked a little thinking she had damaged her hearing...

What an exciting life right? Poop, toilet paper and Q-Tips...

Tell me--what are the grossest, funniest stories that your little ones--or anyone--have done lately? I hope you haven't had poop just chillin' on your quilt like I did...