Junkie. Addict. Call Me What You Want...

But I love me some television.  Especially if it's....

...wait for it...

REALITY television.

Judge me. Think what you want...but it's the best thing since $1 margarita nite.

I'm serious, friends.

I now present you with a can't miss Top 5 list--aka--what I dvr every.single.week.

1) Jersey Shore ...because none other than, well, it's 'The Situation' on my television.  What?!  You don't know what I'm talking about?! Go ahead--click the linky. Play catch up. And then come back and either a) whine that you'll never get that hour of your life back OR b) thank me profusely for introducing you to your new bff.  I'm thinking you'll do the second of the two...{How does Snooki get her hair SO high? Is it a bump-it?} {Oh-and I totally want to ask Pauly how much hair gel/pomade/wax he uses in his hair. He's taken what's it called...metrosexual? Anyways, he's taken whateverthatwordis to an entirely new level...}

2) Real World...no linky here--you can just click the one above to get to MTV.  Why do I love this show so much? Because it involves seven strangers thrown into living together. Pop up a bag of Light Popcorn {remember my diet?} and kick up your feet. Enjoy the fighting, the hooking up, the injuries.

3) Hoarders...honestly I rarely watch an entire episode. I just watch the beginning to motivate myself to clean, organize, etc. And to be totally honest? It makes me a little sick seeing it all. Not in a mean way...but in a way that I just don't understand it. I feel so bad for these people. {{hugs}} to them all.

4) Teen Mom...I feel for these girls. I really, really do. Seeing them struggling and trying to find their place in this world? Tugs at my heart. I cannot stand Farrah's mom...seriously. Way too controlling, she hit Farrah on 16 & Pregnant and she is so bitchy. Ew.

5)The Bachelor...where do I even begin?! This season? The girls are embarrassing. Lets see...that Michelle girl who is ca-ray-zy. Eek! And then there are the ones who act like they're way better than everyone. The drama is outstanding. It never seems to disappoint in that section. I've heard a few things about this season's...wow. Pour yourself a glass of wine with some celery sticks {diet. remember.} ladies. Because this is one show you do NOT want to miss.


So there you have it. My ridiculous Top 5 reality tv shows that are on right now. Go ahead. Check 'em out.

You will thank me, quite possibly, forever.

You're welcome.