Wednesday, March 7, 2012

A Note to My Non Friends.


Dear Pimple Taking Up Residence On My Face,

Okay. I never thought at the age of thirty two and a half  that I would even need to write this letter. I was obviously WAY mistaken.

After I had Brynlie I thought, huh. It's that whole postpartum breakout thing. That was 9 1/2 months ago. You refuse to leave. My face has become your new residence. Yay me!

And to make it even worse? You have brought your friends with you. It's as if you are having a party on the left side of my face. Isn't there a teenager somewhere on earth that has yet to deal with you? Please?

You obviously think that because I am older I must need more company because there are three, I repeat, three pimples just taking it easy over here.

I think it would be best if we terminate this relationship before someone gets hurt. Although, honestly? You have hurt me enough. In my thirties? With pimples? I am sure the other moms on the playground will call me pizza face now.


Yours,
Sincerely,
Signed,
One UnHappy Pimply Faced Thirty Something




4 comments:

amanda said...

so sorry friend. seriously. ugh.

Heather B. said...

Totally feel ya on this one! the only thing that has helped me is using the orange Neutragena facial bar for acne-prone skin! It is AMAZING! And what makes it even better is the price. It's only about $2.50!!! You can find it here....http://www.neutrogena.com/product/facial+cleansing+bar+for+acne-prone+skin.do?sortby=ourPicks

I seriously hope it gets better for ya! Just know you are not alone in this!

Anti-Supermom said...

I feel ya, too. It's called hormonal acne, it's not the same thing as teen acne. I never had acne until my 30's... and it really does suck.

I've been using AcneFree for over a year now, and it works pretty well. There is still the occassional one, here and there, but it's better than a break out.

So sorry, it really does hurt, I know.

Anti-Supermom said...

I feel ya, too. It's called hormonal acne, it's not the same thing as teen acne. I never had acne until my 30's... and it really does suck.

I've been using AcneFree for over a year now, and it works pretty well. There is still the occassional one, here and there, but it's better than a break out.

So sorry, it really does hurt, I know.