Here is how the end of my youth officially ended.
Me: You couldn't have possibly found that on my head...
Me: Stop playing around, Leo!
Leo: (still laughing)
Leo: See? I told you that you had a white hair! *Dangles hair in front of my face*
So that, my friends, is how this 29 year old realized she was no longer a lucky 29 year old who only highlighted her hair for pleasure.
It has now become a full-time job to keep those suckers hidden.